The Junk Drawer
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away! Find your laugh in Daniel's "junk drawer" of comical quotes and images.
"I caught this rare and elusive skeletrout down stream of TMI on the Susquehanna!"
"Ishmael, welcome to my church!"
"Dan has sutures on his forehead because:
A.)
"A customer said to me, 'A penny for your thoughts.' I said, 'Sir, I can't let you overpay like that!'"
"Getting ready to release my new album, 'Punk Yard Dog' next Tuesday"
"Say Hello to Mr. Mack N. Tosh."
"I Found Jesus today!"
"Even Jesus prefers Dunkin."
"I like to have fun with telemarketers...maybe way too much fun."
"For my Overeaters Anonymous meeting tonight, I am in charge of the lite refreshements - I am thinking Beef Wellington."
"Do you remember wine coolers? Seagram's are bringing them back and they gave me the honor of naming the Seagram's Wine Cooler "Matrimony is Bliss" Limited Edition 4 pack.
Flavor 1: "Speak now or forever hold your peach," Flavor 2: "Something Borrowed, Something Blueberry," Flavor 3: "Consummation on the Beach," Flavor 4: "Cantaloupe Now!" Flavor 5: "Will you Berry Me?" Flavor 6: "Green Tea with Honeymoon"
"Meet my new grandkitten - Princess Yue!"
